Janet Evanovich says that she eats a lot of Cheez Doodles.
I thought, "Damn, if I eat Cheez Doodles, I might be able to write a best seller."
Instead, I got distracted and found this:
Cheez Doodle People
and decided that maybe the way to become a better writer is to write.
Not eat Cheez Doodle.
And I'll do just that. Right after I wipe that orange crap off my hands.
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