"So what is it?" I asked my darling husband.
"I don't have one."
"I know you've been working on it. I know you have."
"I have one but I don't want you to laugh," he said.
"Would I laugh?"
"Yes," he said.
I nod my head and work at a serious face.
"Redneck math geek mistaken for Belsh"
"What?"
"Never mind."
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