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22 June 2010 ~ View Comments

Trademark idiocy.

If you haven’t heard me rant about trademarks… Let’s just say I was in a situation where we did all our due diligence and still got screwed. It’s hard to complain because in the end, it all worked out.  I mean, if you count closing our business down for over three years working out, then it worked out. But I promised myself I wouldn’t rant about this again… today… here…

I wanted to share with you the inanity of trademark law. The National Pork Board has sent ThinkGeek a cease and desist letter (12 pages no less) for their April Fool’s Day product – Canned Unicorn Meat.

Notice anything? Yeah, probably not.

ThinkGeek infringed upon the National Pork Board’s trademark because the phrase “The New White Meat” is damned close to “The Other White Meat.” (Here’s a link to their post about it.)

ThinkGeek has been fairly chipper about it. Many laughs have been had around the Internet.

The problem is this – The National Pork Board is correct. ThinkGeek DID infringe upon their trademark.  Here’s the key issue: if the National Pork Board doesn’t defend its trademark from other people using said mark, they stand to lose the mark all together. In the agreement for a trademark, you must defend your trademark or you will lose it.

And I bet Geeknet, the owners of ThinkGeek, and their lawyers are busily working to appease the National Pork Board.

I bring this to your attention just to say again – the trademark system is archaic, stupid and highly in need of reform. With the fast pace of modern business, trademark issues merely slow down any progress to a crawl.  And, should you decide to trademark your work, you join the band of fools. Sooner or later, you, or your lawyers, will be sending a similar cease and desist letter to ThinkGeek, a college organization, a blogger or anyone else who ‘infringes’ on your trademark.

I ask you to think about it before you join into this merry band of fools.  Don’t just file a trademark because you think you might lose something. The truth is you’ll lose a hell of a lot more by jumping into this mess.

Trust me. I know.

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29 December 2009 ~ View Comments

This made me laugh.

Now, imagine walking around with the solar system sized penis.

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24 November 2009 ~ View Comments

Trip to Dinosaur National Monument. No dino's but spectacular, humbling views.

Last weekend, we had the luxury of going to Dinosaur National Monument. I use the word ‘luxury’ because Dinosaur is so remote that very few people have achance to see the amazing beauty of this monument.

We’d hoped to see dinosaur bones, but found that they were 1) in the quarry, and 2) the only access to the quarry is through a condemned visitors center. (We’re told that stimulus money has been allocated to reconstruct the visitor’s center and open the quarry. Take a virtual tour of the museum and quarry.)

Instead of bones, our friends Jen and Steve encouraged us to visit the junction of the Yampa River and the Green River. This location is the site of one of environmentalists first win over the power companies.

And what a win it was.

I’ve never seen a more beautiful canyons. The grandeur of this canyon humbles Zion National Park, the Grand Canyon and even Bryce Canyons.

I took a bunch of photos to share with you. The photos are a little ‘whited out’ because it was just starting to spit ice flecks and snow.

Green River Canyon

Green River Canyon

The Yampa River CanyonYampa River Canyon

Yampa River CanyonYampa River Canyon

Rose against the mountainsIt’s hard to gain a perspective on the scope of these canyons. We hiked 1 mile into a point to see the junction. We’re over 7,000 feet. The river is bright florescent green and the mountains seen to go forever. There’s a sense of unreality and timelessness to the place.

How could something so amazingly beautiful go so unnoticed?Yampa Canyon - clash of plates

I was particularly fascinated with this part of the Yampa Canyon. It looks as if the original continental plates smashed together at this location. Over the millennium, the river had worn away at this secret junction to expose the thrust to the heavens.

Closer look at Claudia's point of fascination.In this shot, you can see the river winds behind these gorgeous canyon.

Echo ParkThis photo shows the Echo Park area they were going to fill with water.

We had a wonderful time. We saw no one the entire time we were there. And we will definitely be back.

If you’re ever driving through Utah, I’d strongly encourage you to take a little detour to this National Monument. The views are spectacular, humbling, and well worth the journey.

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20 November 2009 ~ View Comments

Digital Version of the Fey by Claudia Hall Christian

The digital edition of the Fey

As promised, here is a free digital copy of The Fey by Claudia Hall Christian

When you download the book, you own it. Feel free to send a link to this post to your friends and family. Don’t be shy, pass it around. Bring it to your bookclub. Talk to your friends on line. Tweet about it.

We want The Fey to be read and enjoyed.

Why are we doing this?

We believe there are a lot of stories to be told. We believe that clutching onto stories keeps them from growing and being enjoyed. Claudia spent three years working to get this book right. There was an additional year editing and massaging The Fey. This book deserves to be read by as many people as possible.

So download the book, read it and enjoy.

What do we want in return?

Read the book. Write a review at Amazon or Goodreads or Barnes and Noble. Talk to your friends about it. Pass it along to your family members. Call your local library and request The Fey for their collection. Request The Fey at your local bookstore.

If you’d like a copy of the book, feel free to buy one for yourself or forty of your close personal friends.

If you convert The Fey into your favorite format, please send them to us at cookstreetpublishing at gmail dot com. Please only one conversion per format. If we get them, we’ll post them here.

Download the book – Enjoy!

The Fey by Claudia Hall Christian is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License. Based on a work at alexthefey.com.

Special Thanks to Corey Doctorow for leading the way!

Cook Street Publishing

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19 August 2009 ~ View Comments

You won't want to miss this.

Stink - poetry and Prose of Detroit

Recently, I had the pleasure of reading a proof edition of Stink : Poetry and Prose of Detroit.  I was blown away by this depth of this book. It’s written both in prose and poetry to give a balance of the ideas and reality of the city now.

As a city, Detroit has taken the brunt of our current economic tourmoil. It’s hard to conceptualize that one city could fall so far and so hard. I’ve heard people say they’d rather be in Beruit than Detroit now. Gangs have all but taken over the neighborhoods. Good, honest people hide in terror in their homes. Drugs? Sure. Unemployment? More than any city in the United States. Hopelessness has become a way of life in Detroit.

And Stink tells it all.

When Steinbeck set about writing his California novels (The Grapes of Wrath, Of Mice and Men, In Dubious Battle), I seriously doubt he thought he was documenting the Depression. Yet decades later, these novels help us understand beyond the numbers and figures. Through Steinbeck, we begin to understand the people who lived through the Depression.

In Stink, Mark created the same kind of genius. He’s documented the hearts, souls and minds of the people of Detroit living through our current whatever-you-want-to-call-it.

The book is only $9. Mark explains more about he book in this blog post. Do yourself a favor, email him at detstink@gmail.com and beg him for a copy. You won’t regret it.

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20 May 2009 ~ View Comments

Blog Tour coming up!

The Fey Blog Tour 2009

The Blog Tour starts tomorrow with a Thursday 13 interview about writing at Popping Bubbles!

The questions and requests keep coming! It’s a very exciting time for me! :)

Here’s the list of blogs and dates. If you have time, I’d love to see you around the Blogisphere! 

May 21, 2009 - Popping Bubbles

May 22, 2009 - Devyl Gyrl

May 25, 26, 27 and 29, 2009 - Not a Mean Girl

May 28, 29, 30, 2009 - The Eclectic Collection

June 1, 2009 - Puniglio

June 2, 2009 – Raven’s Range

June 8, 2009 - Tuesday Update

June 9, 2009 - Dark Novels

June 9, 2009 - Tinkerbell

June 10, 2009 - Tiny Tyrant

June 11, 2009 - As Kat Knits

June 12, 2009 - The Morning Meeting

June 13, 2009 – Dolce Bellezza

June 15, 2009 - Kymlee is Awesome


 

If you’d like to host, I’d certainly love to visit! Just drop me a line at:  alexthefey@gmail.com  We have a few more blogs to schedule. 

I’ll be back next Wednesday with another (less than) fascinating look at Claudia.

Cheers!

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22 April 2009 ~ View Comments

Thursday Thirteen : Odd, and interesting facts about honeybees

In honor of earth and arbor day, I decided to share some odd bee facts on Twitter. My friends on Plurk asked if I would share them on Plurk.  

How could I not share them with you?!? I tried to pick facts that I haven’t shared before.  I’ve expanded the facts for the blog. 

Thursday Thirteen : Odd, and interesting facts about honeybees

1.  In the US, native tribes called honeybees ‘the white man’s fly’ as bees would arrive 5-10 miles ahead of a wagon train. 
Beehives were considered as essential as water or food. Not only did they predict the weather (bees won’t fly if it’s due to rain), the honey and propilis provide effect antibacterial properties. Pollen collected by bees is an excellent protein source and honey is a sticky sweet carbohydrate.  Wagon train folks weren’t stupid!

2.  A honeybee must visit at least 2 million flowers to make 1 pound of honey (the standard unit for honey).  
Honey is generated from nectar taken from flowers. The worker honeybee ingests the nectar.  Once at the hive entrance, the bee passes the nectar to another bee. This bee then passes the nectar at least one more time. It’s the enzymes in a bees stomach that turn nectar into honey. 

3. In the last 100 years, there have been 4 recorded bee plagues: 1916, 1960s, 1970s, and now.
In 1916, 90% of Europe’s honeybees were destroyed by a traceal mite. (The mite wasn’t discovered in the US until 1984. It exists now only in moist regions.) European bees were saved by a noble Capuchin monk called Brother Adam at Buckfast Abby. He traveled over 100,000 miles collecting the survivor hives then breed them until he created the Buckfast bee. (He’s a hero of mine.)  The 1970s saw the rise of the varroa mite. This is a particularly nasty mite that destroys hives over winter. Further, an infected hive becomes sensitive to viruses and disease.

4. The first thing a hive does every morning is flying back and forth in the direction of the sun. This is called a beeline. 
Imagine, if you will. You wake up in the morning, cup of coffee in hand, and wander out to the bee yard. What you will see is seemingly frantic bees fly up toward the sun and back to the hive. Over and over again they fly. Once they have it, off they go. Because bees navigate using the sun, they must know where their hive is in relation to the sun. 

5. Beekeeping was well established in Egypt by 2400 BC as depicted on 5th dynasty temple reliefs. 
The Egyptians used honey in embalming bodies because they believed that bees were the ‘zootype of the Soul.’ Thus bees were the messengers of the dead and speaking with them akin to speaking with the spirits of the dead.  This the English tradition of telling a hive when someone has died in the house stems. (Ancient Egyptians – the Light of the World by Gerald Massey) Recently, a 3000 year old man made Honeybee hive was discovered in northern Israel at an archaeological dig in the huge earthen mound called Tel Rehov.

6.  Honeybees recognize individual’s faces.
For a beekeeper, this can be an awesome thing or a horrible thing. I’ve pissed off a few bees who definitely recognized me later. That said, my bees tend to be calm, happy and hardworking. They let me sit right by their entrance and never investigate. I’ve taken hives to other locations where other people attended them. Those bees became anxious and hostile, like the people who attended them. Once home? They calmed right down. Go figure.

7. The oldest honeybee specimen is over 100 million years old.
For reference, human beings are believed to have evolved 3 million years ago. Crocodiles evolved 80 million years ago. Honeybees are believed to have evolved form carnivorous wasps.

8. Through pollination, honeybees are responsible for the creation of every flowering plant on earth.
Prior to honeybees, the earth was covered with coniferous trees. 

9. Bees are mentioned in both the Bible and the Qur’an.

Bible:  

  • Deut.1 [44] And the Amorites, which dwelt in that mountain, came out against you, and chased you, as bees do, and destroyed you in Seir, even unto Hormah. 
  • Josh.21 [27] And unto the children of Gershon, of the families of the Levites, out of the other half tribe of Manasseh they gave Golan in Bashan with her suburbs, to be a city of refuge for the slayer; and Beesh-terah with her suburbs; two cities. 
  • Judg.14 [8] And after a time he returned to take her, and he turned aside to see the carcase of the lion: and, behold, there was a swarm of bees and honey in the carcase of the lion. 
  • Pss.118 [12] They compassed me about like bees; they are quenched as the fire of thorns: for in the name of the LORD I will destroy them.

Qur’an:

  • 16:68-69: ’And thy Lord taught the bee to build its cells in hills, on trees and in (men’s) habitations….. there issues from within their bodies a drink of varying colours, wherein is healing for mankind. Verily in this is a Sign for those who give thought’.
  • ‘Honey is a remedy for every illness and the Qur’an is a remedy for all illness of the mind, therefore I recommend to you both remedies, the Qur’an and honey.’ (Mohammed)

10.  The ‘Killer Bee’ (also called the ‘Africanized Honeybee’) was created by the USDA. Go team! 
The idea was to create the ‘superbee’ by crossing the gentle Italian honeybee with the more aggressive, but hardworking African honeybee.  The hope was to create a gentle and hardworking. They created a very aggressive, high swarming, low honey creating bee. Of course, a queen bee got loose in the Brazilians jungle and the rest is history. Africanized honeybees were seen in So. Utah this year. I’ve seen them in So. Colorado. These bees offer are a legitimate threat to the American (meaning entire continent) honeybee population. As they spread north, they breed with more winter tolerant bees. Once they can tolerate the cold, world domination will be next. Or something like that.

11. Honeybees will always stop what they are doing to take care of baby bees.
When we collect a swarm of bees, we often add a frame of baby bees. The swarming hive will alway stay to care for the baby bees. In fact, a honeybee will give another bee water and food even if it’s not from the same hive. Moreover, if a bee from another hive ends up inside a hive when night comes, they will stay to become part of that colony.

12. Honey is the only food source that does not spoil.
Honey changes form – from liquid to crystal – but it does not degrade. Honey found in Tutankamen’s tomb, or the site in Israel, is as good, and good for you, as honey taken from a modern hive. 

13. Colony Collapse Disorder is a big freakin’ deal.
Originally described in 1896 as ‘Disappearing Disorder’. In the 1960s, disappearing disorder caused wholesale havic causing many beekeepers to go out of business. It’s back, and it’s worse. Why is this a big deal?

  • This is a world wide problem. This round of the syndrome was first sited in the 1990s in Europe. 
  • Honeybees are not the only pollinators effected. In the United States, there has been a wholesale die off of all pollinating species including bats. 
  • 36% of US beehives and 15% of UK beehives have been lost.
  • No one has any idea what’s going on. There’s a million theories. But there’s always been a million theories. No one knows why this is happening. If someone tells you they do? Just smile and walk away. No one knows. (Best guess? Some kind of bee stressor.)

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04 March 2009 ~ View Comments

FYI – IRS plans to audit 1 in 44 returns

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I don’t usually pass along this kind of information, but it was very helpful to me. An accountant friend of mine emailed me with this:

IRS plans to audit 1 of 44 returns this year to help fund stimulus…targets are:

  • EITC,?Earned Income Tax Credit,?
  • Schedule C, ?independent small business on the 1040, ?
  • Schedule E, ?rental income property?and?
  • Form 2106, unreimbursed employee expenses.

Thought you’d like to know!

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18 February 2009 ~ View Comments

With any luck….

Open Grove logo

The Open Grove is back in business. I haven’t let my breath out yet. I guess after all this time (8 years), I can’t really believe it.

But Tuesday, I signed an agreement that said that, as long as we stayed in holistic health and well-being (which is what we’ve always done), we could continue the Open Grove.

Unbelievable.

Keep your fingers crossed for me – will ya?

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05 February 2009 ~ View Comments

Thursday 13 – On publishing

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Thursday 13 – On publishing

(Thursday 13′s were revived by Janet and?Megan?)

Ok, I’m on a little bit of a rant. So please forgive me, but I think people need to know about the changes in publishing. So many authors hold on to their fiction, hoping and praying for to win the lotto and a big publishing house will deem them valuable.?

It’s a new time. New times require different and new methods of publishing.

So here’s my list of thirteen thoughts on publishing:

1. Publishing standards were created when books were set one character at a time.479364_old_linotype_4

2. Most ‘great works of fiction’ were written long hand with fountain tip pens.

3. There’s never been a time when so many people not only could read but had the capacity (internet, libraries, Amazon) to read.

4. eBooks are the only growing segment of the publishing market.

5. Large publishers have consistently lost money while small publishers have flourished.

6. Large publishing houses no longer support their authors with editing, copyediting or marketing assistance.?

7. More and more, authors are on their own to care for their books including all marketing, copyediting and content editing.

8. ?On average, a new book sells fifty copies. Most assume that’s the number of friends and relatives recruited to purchase the book. (This number is from ‘How to write a bestseller by Mueller.)

9. The large publishing houses have stopped or dramatically slowed their purchases. I’ve heard that they are simply ‘not buying’.

10. At the same time, traditional distribution channels (i.e., book stores) are locked down by publishers. In other words, you must be a publisher to get your book into most bookstores.

11. ?If you’re interested in publishing, and books, you should read these articles.?

12. Many publishers are hiring writers to churn out the same books over and over again so that they can fill their list. These authors work for the publishers writing exactly what the publishers want them to write. Period.

13. The number one reason publishers fail is over stock. Publishers must pre-print books. They sell them to book stores who buy them on credit. Book stores have months to attempt to sell the book. If they are unable to sell them, they return the books to the publisher. Ever been to a 50% off store? That’s all the back stock that didn’t sell and was returned from bookstores.

Share with me - what do you know about publishing today that you’d like to share? Leave it in the comments and I’ll link to you here.

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