29 January 2009 ~ View Comments

Thursday 13's renewal : Synonyms for Jerk

Thursday Thirteen

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Thursday Thirteen was renewed by Janet, Megan and Heather into Thursday-13.com BLAME THEM ;)

Writing a serial fiction has it’s challenges. With a chapter a week deadline, I don’t have the luxury that I had with my novels. ?If I need a word or a name, I need it right now.

One of the ways I abuse my plurk friends, or maybe they abuse me, is by asking them for help. ?Last week, I was looking for a derrogatory name for a man.?

Here’s the alphabetized list:

ass
asshat
asswipe
beetlehead
bitchass
bottom feeder
butt munch
butt nut
dickwad
dirtbag
douche bag
douchebagel?
dick head
dipshit
dipstick
el stupido?
fucker
fucktard?
fuckwad
fuckwit
futarded?
herb
hot mess
knob
maroon
metrosexual
moron
needledick
nuckfut?
player?
prick
PU$$Y?
scumbag
tool

Combinations:

douchebaggety fucktard wish a side order of asshat?
sonofafuckingdoghumpingwhore??
spinelesslimpdicksonofabitch?

First Names:

Bob
Dick Cheney
MITCH!
Beavis
Butthead
Oprah

Stopped laughing yet? You can see that writing is very hard work! ;) ?

Here’s my list of my 13 favorite:

13. ?hot mess ?

12. ?scumbag?

11. ?player?

10. ?knob

9. ?beetle head

8. ?nuckfut

7. ?sonofafuckingdoghumpingwhore

6. ?fuckwit?

5. bitchass

4. douchebagel

3. PU$$Y

2. asshat

1. needledick

Have something to add? Leave your addition and your favorite in the comments. I’ll link to you in the post.

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  • OMG! Too freakin' funny! Has asspig been mentioned yet?
  • dana
    hilarious list!

    pencil dick

    wanker
  • I could use some of these here in Malaysia and no one would know I was saying bad things about them. LOL!

    I actually like #7 the most though, I have a thing for long words.... =)
  • jen
    Love the list!! Too funny!! I love 'hot mess!' That is my favorite thign to say!!
  • Perpstu - Oh and the trademark is rich too!

    Fickleminded - yeah, that's a little different situation!

    The CEO - ooh that's a good one too!

    Adelle Lauden - Ok, that's hilarious - he's grown up!

    Matthew James Didlier - ahahahaha - I won't tell.

    Bumbles - Great word! YAY!

    Julie - Always happy to help!

    Jehara - ooh Dickweed? I haven't heard of that!

    Yellow Rose and Janet F - :)

    Thea - Isn't that funny - ass for a hat....

    Nicholas - UGH! I forgot to even ask! I'll add these to the list.

    Michelle - Bitchass is the one I chose. Cracked me up too!

    Colleen - ahahahahaha... No serial killers in Denver Cereal - at least not yet.

    Forgetfulone - It's amazing what's said on radio, eh?
  • I actually heard #3 on the radio today, and I was shocked! Great post. Thanks for stopping by my T13!
  • I hope serial fiction has nothing to do with serial killer. I think the list has effected me.
  • These are great. I need to remember these for the times I'm mad at my hubby. LOL!!! Bitchass? Never heard of that one. Thanks for the chuckle.
  • I use: prat, berk, wally, pillock, wuzzock, plonker, dipstick.

    Those are all standard insults in England, and I brought them over with me when I moved here.
  • Teehee. "Asshat".
  • LOL Good list!
  • ROFLOL that's quite a list !!
  • i like dickweed ever since i heard it in hackers.
  • You've got a comprehensive list going. . . I can't think of anything to add.
  • "Dink" is always a goodie. Love your photo - The Jerk is one of my all time favorite movies..."The phone books are here - I'm in print!"
  • Brilliant, I needed some new words to add to my repertoire.
  • I fear some would add "Blogger" to that list...

    Well, only in reference to SOME bloggers, no doubt.

    Not me.

    No.

    Never.

    What?
  • LOL I used to call my ex, my little shithead ...now he's a big turd. hehe Thanks for the chuckles. Happy T13!
  • Woo, quite a few doozies on this list (LOL). I don't think there any left to add.
  • The CEO
    numb nuts, one of my personal favs.
  • it's funny now while reading, but once my husband turn into one of those, oh well.....:D
  • Douchebagel makes me giggle every time I see it! I love this list....

    XOXOXO
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